DISCOVER THE FIRST CRYTPO PROTEST COIN.
The Future of MEMEs is here
#CRIMECZN
CrimeCZN — $FUKBNB — The People’s Protest Token
Retail crypto took a huge hit on 10/10.
I got royally f*cked by Binance and their garbage software, greed and ineptitude.
So I decided to fight back — and created my first meme coin: $FUKBNB.
Built for the victims. Powered by the people.
Token Therapy.
$FUKBNB
WHAT THE FUK ARE WE ABOUT?
Why $FUKBNB?
Retail crypto got proper shafted on 10/10.
The Binance maggots liquidated everyone – OGs dex farming, traders, even the delta neutral lot.
No mercy, just a massive middle finger to the little guy.
Retail crypto got proper shafted on 10/10.
The Binance maggots liquidated everyone – OGs dex farming, traders, even the delta neutral lot.
No mercy, just a massive middle finger to the little guy.
Slow Deaths
Retail Traders
Quick Deaths
Spot Holders
Dex Airdrop Farmers
Binance then tanked sentiment, prices plummeted, and Crypto Twitter turned into a farewell party:
"Bye-bye, crypto, you were sh*te anyway."
It's not our space anymore, but fuk that – we can snatch it back.
#CRIMECZN
The 10/10 sh*tshow?
Pure manipulation, greed, and atrocious tech that runs the whole caper.
I took on Goliath 'cos if those amateurs can run the biggest CEX, I can whip up a meme and do some good.
Get on board, cleanse this cesspit.
This is where the people fight back!
#CRIMECZN
WHAT THE FUK CAN WE DO?
The Meme with a Use Case
If $FUKBNB Hits top 100:
The cryptoverse has to utter "Fuk Binance." Noobs ask why, and boom – the tale of Binance's nefarious knobbery spreads like herpes at a crypto conference.
Police the bad actors:
No one wants a FUKCOIN staining their brand.
Tokens dished out to victims of Binance:
If you can prove those glutinous swine's hit you hard, it’s payback time. The vault is open, justice is warm, and the tokens are finally flowing in the right direction.
Piss off CZ and his Elites:
BTC was meant to fix this mess, not fan the flames.
We protect noobs, grow the industry and maybe make the space a better place for Retail.
Charities for Depression and Suicidal:
Because getting rekt ain't funny when it's real.
Anger therapy:
Spotting $FUKBNB in your wallet? Get a wee chuckle, feeling like you stuck it to 'the man'. (Alright, stretching it, but it beats therapy bills.)
I scooped up 38% at launch – oops, newbie error, too much pie for one fat belly.
I was a little trigger happy when setting up.
Tokenomics
WHAT'S THE SPREAD ?
Total Supply
Our Slice 38%
The Rest 62%
Our 38% Breakdown
Team 20%
Victims 10%
Charity 5%
Marketing 3%
No rug pulls – just righteous redistribution
BUY $FUKBNB
This is where the people fight back.
Buy a small amount of $FUKBNB and Feel Better
Nominal purchases embody "Token Therapy."
Get on board and help cleanse this cesspit.
This is where the people fight back.
BUY NOW ON
We're still in Bondage!
Buy a Bit to Help the Fight.
FUKTARDS
BINANCE in Numbers
250 m
Registered Users
$19 m
Average Daily Profit
$160 b
Managed Assets
$100 t
Cumulative Historical Trading Volume
$FUKBNB
Because sometimes, a meme's the best middle finger.
BUY NOW ON
WHO THE FUK ARE WE?
About us
I'm like you – fuming over 10/10's bollocks.
Doomscrolling X turned me into a rage zombie, so therapy? Nah, create a meme coin.
Why anon?
Don't fancy CZ's flying monkey security squad on me arse. Taking the 72nd Biden Pardon Amendment (or whatever bollocks keeps me safe).
Pardon the pun.
